humpty dumpty

When I use a word, it

means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.

That’s how Humpty Dumpty from the book Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll decides the meanings of words!

English is a strange language. It first hits you with the catapult of bizarre spellings, then drops you from the highest floor of the eerie building of grammatical rules and finally shoots you with the bullet of peculiar pronunciations!

You can never depend on the sound of a word to deduce its meaning as there are words which mean nothing what they sound like. The meanings of such words seem to have been decided by Humpty Dumpty himself! Such words are informally called as Phantonyms (phantom + antonym).

Here’s a look at 10 phantonyms in English which are sure to trip even seasoned speakers such as President Obama:

1. Inflammable

inflammable easily set on fire

The opposite of flammable is non-flammable.

2. Disinterested

disinterested impartial unbiased

The opposite of interested is uninterested.

3. Enormity

enormity extreme wickedness

4. Suffrage

suffrage the right to vote in political elections

5. Fulsome

fulsome excessive flattering

6. Vagitus

vagitus crying of a newborn baby

7. Phosphene

phosphene spots of light seen after rubbing your eyes

8. Noisome

noisome extremely offensive smelling

9. Restive

restive restless

10. Minimus

minimus pinky toe